<DCoder> A study shortly to be published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour found that lap dancers in their most fertile phase of the menstrual cycle earned much more than dancers in the least fertile phase.
<DCoder> they recorded a large amount of data over time - 296 work shifts in total, representing about 5300 lap dances.
<DCoder> Dancers who were not on the contraceptive pill and at their most fertile time earned an average of $70 dollars an hour, twice the $35 average of women at their least fertile phase.
<DCoder> Dancers who took the contraceptive pill, which 'flattens' the hormone cycle, didn't show a peak in earnings when the peak in fertility would normally occur.
<Carnotaurus> ...what the fuck
<CS> ...
<CS> and then people say IM fucked in the head...
<Carnotaurus> How the hell do you tell a lap dancer is fertile? shit.
<DCoder> you ask her?
<Renegade> it's a study, duh
<Carnotaurus> OH HI ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD, MA'AM?
<CS> AMMAGAWD, HOW DID U KNOW?!
<Carnotaurus> I HERD U GOT BLOOD DRIPZ
<Renegade> idiots
<Carnotaurus> Nyet.
* DCoder steps back and watches the chaos
<Ayumu> What the fuck did I just come back to?
<Ayumu> Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
<Carnotaurus> Lawls

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - best not to ask.