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#33 (Image) [ Down (42) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Zee: Oh sweet, unlimited!
Zee: You know how many subdomains I could make?!?
Zee: Like...
Zee: THIS MANY:
Ayumu: over nine thousand?
Zee: Well, shit, I was going to put a very large number, but that would be a stupid joke compared to what you just said.

Comment: MSN

#22 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Gosho]

TSHyper: Mr Bittah, i downloooooooooaded your mod and it dont work, i get this box that says "Internal Error, Go bash Bittah". What I Do Wrong?

I R Broke It?

http://www.tiberiumweb.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2663&st=0&#entry31616

Comment: Funny shit here.

#32 (Image) [ Down (7) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DCoder> wow, this sounds like the absolute majority of people
<DCoder> "voodoo users": they have no idea whatsoever what they're doing, no amount of training actually gets them to understand the computer, and they have merely memorized (or written down) a series of exact steps and they know that if they perform the magical steps, the magical process occurs and they get the desired output... but if anything goes even the slightest bit wrong with any of those steps, they fail completely.
<BobingAbout> voodoo?
<MagicMan> idiots.
<MagicMan> basically.
<MagicMan> kinda like you bob. :p
<DCoder> heh
<BobingAbout> HEY!

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - bashing on Bob...

#31 (Image) [ Down (39) Up ] [Submitter: Gosho]

Topic name: - 5 Dummy Superweapons...
darknessvolt: I found them at the rulesmd.ini:

1. ChemicalSpecial
2. EMPulseSpecial
3. FirestormSpecial
4. IonCannonSpecial
5. ChronoWarpSpecial

I want them to make 'em work and make damage to enemy base!

IcySon55: ...and 1 Dummy Supern00b.

http://ppmsite.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=194106

Comment: lulz

#5 (Image) [ Down (53) Up ] [Submitter: Zee Hypnotist]

Vaginas are like snowflakes: No two are alike.

#30 (Image) [ Down (54) Up ] [Submitter: Gosho]

NiGhtPiSH's baloon in Skype - Hey all, it's only ethanol, but I like it, I like it, like it, like it, yes I do!
[19:27:24] Snowblind says: I know, it's only ethanol
but I like it!
I said I like it
hell no, it's only ethanole

Comment: Wicked drunkmen and Twisted Sister songs :P

#10 (Image) [ Down (17) Up ] [Submitter: Luk3us]

Saracen: At the risk of sounding totally gay. How big is yours? Ha Ha!

Comment: HA! :P

#14 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: mormreed]

Fenring: You lack intelligence if you have to flaut your e-penis by telling us what you're not going to be when you finally attempt an actual career, which you will never get given your inherent stupidity.

Comment: http://forums.cncnz.com/viewtopic.php?p=115822#115822

#38 (Image) [ Down (48) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

<Mina Synd> i always overthink my stuff :D i've been raised by an engineer what do you expect? XDDD
<Luk3us> Proper punctuation and grammar? :P

Comment: http://forums.cncnz.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=9787&view=findpost&p=139291

#12 (Image) [ Down (9) Up ] [Submitter: Luk3us]

Azrael: And he was the ruler of the world's largest empire to date, far outsizing that of the Romans. But I just want to ask, is it true he's a gay?

Comment: http://forums.cncnz.com/viewtopic.php?p=99432&highlight=gay#99432

#8 (Image) [ Down (6) Up ] [Submitter: Gosho]

Deathscythe1911 - I know ComradeJ... Posts in EVERY topic.
Hrod89 - lol, kinda like me?
Daeda - Guess how he managed to get the most posts on DZ.. by far
Hrod89 - Blackmail? lol
Guest (Soundwave) - Whitemail? Yall never let a non-colored brother have any say so.
Deathscythe1911 - Your stupidity is only exceeded by your eyebrows....
Fenring - I thought I knew the biggest idiot ever but I guess I was wrong. Soundwave takes the cake... Fuck, he takes the whole goddamn bakery. :|

Comment: http://forums.freedomstudios.net/showthread.php?t=285

#16 (Image) [ Down (10) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Ayumu: Seriously. That wignog will make a sane man ponder suicide.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: wignog? LOL.
Ayumu: Yeah, like nignog only with wigger instead.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Sounds fucking funny when you say it out loud.

Comment: MSN, on m666.

#6 (Image) [ Down (1) Up ] [Submitter: Luk3us]

CCCP Gosho: OMG, I knew Fenring was an evil american bastard...

Comment: :P

#11 (Image) [ Down (3) Up ] [Submitter: Luk3us]

vyper: trust me ppl are not born gay

Comment: http://forums.cncnz.com/viewtopic.php?p=113574&highlight=gay#113574

#18 (Image) [ Down (50) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: He fucking signed on earlier, and I just said "hai thar" and he started spamming "Nigger." and told me to leave him alone cuz he was trying to get Quake to work. THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET ON?
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Damnit his logic pisses me off sometimes.
Ayumu: Logic?
Ayumu: That's not.
Ayumu: It's 4chan.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Hahaha
Ayumu: He's turning into a stupider version of Chisel.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Stupider? Than Chisel? Wtf?
Ayumu: I know... unpossible; divide by zero; etc.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: XD
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Divide stupid by zero and you get......... the entire PPM community! Zomgorz!
Ayumu: Nah. You get gufu.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: LOL!

Comment: MSN, on m666... again.

#25 (Image) [ Down (62) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: But anyway. I has sum cewkies.
Ayumu: So does I.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Home made.
Ayumu: oh.
Ayumu: Fuck you.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: XD
Ayumu: All I have is storebought stuff.
Ayumu: Send me some maybe?
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: They'd get stale and broken in transit
Ayumu: Damn transit.
Ayumu: Can't you just warp them here or something? Like with your albino powers.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: LOL
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Since when can albinos warp?
Ayumu: You tell me. You should know the secrets by now.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: I would if I was a TRUE albino :3
Ayumu: DAY WALKER!
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: LOL
Ayumu: If I could stab you with a sautering iron through the Internet, I totally would.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Too bad, I'd just stab you back.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: :p
Ayumu: I'd dodge it.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: And we would do matrix shit. Until one of us fucks up and dies hilariously.
Ayumu: I'm thinking your day walker ass would die first.
Ayumu: blunt trauma to the head from hitting a surround sound speaker.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: lol.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Except, I don't haves surround sound.
Ayumu: IT WAS AN EXAMPLE!
Ayumu: Jesus.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE? XD
Ayumu: Yes.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ: Well, then urdoinitwrong.
Ayumu: no u

Comment: MSN, don't ask.

#7 (Image) [ Down (4) Up ] [Submitter: Knives]

Knives: u still got steam?
Asos: want to play WC3?
Asos: no
Asos: y?
Knives: would you get it again if i told you something good to get?
Knives: http://steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=package&SubId=469&cc=US get it again and get this
Asos: do I have to have all of them
Knives: huh?
Asos: can't I just buy portal by itself
Knives: FUCK
Asos: what?
Knives: you want to spend 20 bucks for one game?
Knives: not 50 for 5?
Asos: I don't think I'll play the other ones.
Knives: omg
Asos: lol
Knives: you'll play portal something that takes thinking or the best game of all time HL2?
Asos: lol
Knives: alright
Knives: and since ur such a nice guy i can play it while ur at work right? =O
Asos: no
Asos: lol
Knives: :@
Knives: dont make me do what i was gonna do lol
Asos: XD
Asos: :XD
Knives: lol
Knives: i was gonna get it and sell you the extra games lol
Asos: lol
Knives: i was also going to groin kick you for that question you asked me lol

Comment: MSN

#23 (Image) [ Down (65) Up ] [Submitter: Gosho]

[19:26:34] Snowblind says: DON'T LEAVE ME
[19:26:37] Snowblind says: PLEASE
[19:26:37] Rly_Big_Tank says: Your place - in the zoo
[19:26:45] Snowblind says: in the name of GAY SEX INTERNATIONAL
[19:26:47] Snowblind says: :D
[19:27:00] ~≈Nymphetamine Girl≈~ says: (rofl)
[19:27:08] ®-™.: KILLER :.™-® says: (fubar)(mooning)
[19:27:11] Rly_Big_Tank says: I'm Ctulhu
[19:27:19] Snowblind says: i'm stanley

Comment: Skype insaneness

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