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#3 (Image) [ Down (-65) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<DCoder> A study shortly to be published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour found that lap dancers in their most fertile phase of the menstrual cycle earned much more than dancers in the least fertile phase.
<DCoder> they recorded a large amount of data over time - 296 work shifts in total, representing about 5300 lap dances.
<DCoder> Dancers who were not on the contraceptive pill and at their most fertile time earned an average of $70 dollars an hour, twice the $35 average of women at their least fertile phase.
<DCoder> Dancers who took the contraceptive pill, which 'flattens' the hormone cycle, didn't show a peak in earnings when the peak in fertility would normally occur.
<Carnotaurus> ...what the fuck
<CS> ...
<CS> and then people say IM fucked in the head...
<Carnotaurus> How the hell do you tell a lap dancer is fertile? shit.
<DCoder> you ask her?
<Renegade> it's a study, duh
<Carnotaurus> OH HI ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD, MA'AM?
<CS> AMMAGAWD, HOW DID U KNOW?!
<Carnotaurus> I HERD U GOT BLOOD DRIPZ
<Renegade> idiots
<Carnotaurus> Nyet.
* DCoder steps back and watches the chaos
<Ayumu> What the fuck did I just come back to?
<Ayumu> Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
<Carnotaurus> Lawls

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - best not to ask.

#39 (Image) [ Down (-49) Up ] [Submitter: Beowulf]

<Luk3us> Yeah, Shah is bad to the bone, has his own terrorist army you know. They blow up people all the time... ;)
<Masked Shah> Unbfortunately, 9 times out of ten.... those people are ourselves... >_<

Comment: http://forums.cncnz.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=9867&view=findpost&p=139544

#40 (Image) [ Down (-33) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Carno> lol wut i pwned the fuck out of sirmods and tony all last night
<Doctor Destiny> They blow.
<Carno> Von I pwn too but he's a bitch and surrenders when anything enters his base
<Doctor Destiny> He's French.
<Carno> and you're brave England, trying to cockblock my Blitzkreig?
<Doctor Destiny> Yep.

Comment: MSN

#41 (Image) [ Down (-32) Up ] [Submitter: Duke]

This is an actual conversation I had with someone today

"PC's are much better than Macs. I mean, if you took a PC and you took a Mac and threw both off the top of a large building with the PC you'd be able to at least maybe reuse the video card and a few other things you can take out. The Mac though is finished!".

... seriously what is the world's intellect coming to.

#14 (Image) [ Down (-28) Up ] [Submitter: mormreed]

Fenring: You lack intelligence if you have to flaut your e-penis by telling us what you're not going to be when you finally attempt an actual career, which you will never get given your inherent stupidity.

Comment: http://forums.cncnz.com/viewtopic.php?p=115822#115822

#34 (Image) [ Down (-24) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<Von Kriplespac> And good god, keep it in your pants guys. XD

Comment: http://forums.freedomstudios.net/showthread.php?p=44561#post44561

#35 (Image) [ Down (-23) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

Doctor Destiny: Imagine it. Four geekass bastards in a decked out Frontier. XD
m666: Fuuuck yeaah.
Doctor Destiny: Wheels, dualie Flowmasters, tonneau with a spoiler on it, sixteens in the back.
Doctor Destiny: Win.
Doctor Destiny: And remote start! XD
m666: :P
m666: You know, though, it'd have to have a laptop or two in it. What the fuck are 4 geeky fuckers gonna do on a roadtrip?
Doctor Destiny: Jerk off back to back.
Doctor Destiny: err.
m666: XD
m666: Oh god.
Doctor Destiny: Did I say that out loud?

Comment: Talking about a roadtrip [trimmed - Fen]

#13 (Image) [ Down (-21) Up ] [Submitter: Luk3us]

Cygnus X-1: I know several guys who have older brothers and are right handed. Are they gay? No. Proved another "theory" wrong.

Comment: HA!

#20 (Image) [ Down (-19) Up ] [Submitter: mormreed]

if Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

Comment: nedmartin.org

#28 (Image) [ Down (-16) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

<BobingAbout> get my parcel yet?
<Beowulf> no.
<Beowulf> when did you send it?
<BobingAbout> well, i doubt it would have got there yet anyway
<Beowulf> then why did you ask?
<DCoder> "I AM BOB!"
<DCoder> that's why
<BobingAbout> heh...
<Beowulf> I forgot... it's the Internet. It makes your stupidity more accessible to others.
<BobingAbout> ...

Comment: irc.gamernet.org#renproj - bashing on Bob... again

#17 (Image) [ Down (-15) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Oh damn.
» Šįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ «: Oh, and he actually listens to Kid Rock.
Ayumu: I... I don't know what to say. brb, gonna kill myself.

Comment: MSN, after a lengthy discussion about porn collections.

#15 (Image) [ Down (-14) Up ] [Submitter: mormreed]

Lord PunWisp: technically vista is alot better for gaming then xp. Plus vista is more stable then XP. One of the main reason people say it sucks is because they cant tweak vista like xp... when you try to tweak vista, it backfires on you.

spintercellguy: Okay, so how exactly is Vista great for gaming? My understanding is that Vista now forces all applications to share the GPU for its fancy effects. Not sure how that helps my FPS. Stability? I have to wait 20 minutes for Vista to complete "system requirement scan" on an OEM laptop that's supposed to run Vista with adequate performance. And as for the tweaking, give examples? If you tweak your registry and delete the keys under the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE hive, it backfires of course.

Lord PunWisp: Great security, yea that security thing is annoying but if you think about it, its VERY good.

spintercellguy: How so? If Vista is going to make me blindly press accept because I'm busy and really don't care, then maybe one day I might accidentally accept a worm. People don't really have the time to scrutinize each and every single file they download. Anyone heard of principle of least privilege?

Lord PunWisp: yea sometimes you may have probloms playing certain games, because they arnt compatible with vista. Let me tell you, its GREAT for gaming. You wouldnt believe all the things you can do with vista, that xp CANT do.

spintercellguy: So incompatibility with old games is great for gaming?

Lord PunWisp: with just a microphone, you wont need to use the keyboard anymore, or even the mouse(sept gaming) you can voice activate everything, if your on the forums, you talk thru the mic and it will type it for you. no spelling mistake or grammer mistakes.

spintercellguy: This feature isn't exactly new. The Speech API has been supported since Windows 95/Windows NT 3.51, so this "remarkable" capability isn't exactly a new feature. Also, applications have to implement specific portions of the SAPI in order to be able to use them with speech recognition. So I can't exactly issue orders using my mic in C&C 3 without some extra work. And in order to get somewhere close to no spelling error, you have to spend hours with recognition training. And grammar mistakes? That's up to you.

Lord PunWisp: I thought vista was s*** too before i got it. Everyone told me vista was s***, i wanted xp, so we were gonna nuke my new comp coming from dell when it comes.

spintercellguy: Shoulda bought a Ubuntu comp or installed from CD.

Lord PunWisp: so i went to test the computer, vista is ******* amazing in my opinion. Sure its different but this stuff happens, once you get sued to it, youll love it, and clicking the permission crap is just a regular thing.

spintercellguy: Hardly amazing when I have to wait 20 minutes on first start-up and still runs like ass. I really don't see anything compelling with Vista at this time. Halo 2 CAN be run on XP with some patch and a new compatibility layer. Crysis is being written for DirectX 9, so it won't be using DX10 features UNTIL a patch comes out. As for permissions, I really don't need to tell Vista to let it move my files to the trash bin.

Lord PunWisp: if you had xp, and someone sent you a virus or adware, you wouldnt even know until you use your anti adware/anti virus programs, so thinks can happen

spintercellguy: Well, what's anti-virus/spyware for? It's also called patching and not going to porn sites.

Lord PunWisp: with vista it asks you if you gave this file permission to install or look at your files(lets say a virus) click no or cancel, that virus wont be on your computer.

spintercellguy: So if you approved an update from Microsoft and its digital signature was forged, you're safe? Again, principle of least privilege. There's absolutely no reason to have any sort of admin power at all.

Lord PunWisp: xp sure its fun to tweak, but then you have to keep tweaking it because it doesnt work right, sure you can do alot with it. Vista has WAY more security, and justplain able to do more things

spintercellguy: Security? ANI exploit anyone? Well, last I checked, Vista doesn't exactly excuse the administrator from tweaking, else why would it have a control panel? There's nothing wrong with tweaking for better performance. OSes don't magically get maximal performance out of the box.

Lord PunWisp: if a computer has the parts(only vista) you can plug in multiple monitors, 1 on each side. if you set it up on vista, you can move your mouse off the screen(left) it will go to the next monitor, same thing on the right. Cool or what? my brother did it with his laptop.

spintercellguy: Support for multi-monitors has been around since Windows 2000; this isn't exactly a new feature.

Lord PunWisp: Most pple who dont like vista is because they cant tweak, or certain games dont work on it.

spintercellguy: And it demands 1 GB for adequate performance when I was chugging fine on 512 MB.

Lord PunWisp: vista is more stable
Better for gaming
really good security
there are amazing things you can do with vista you cant with XP

spintercellguy: So GPU sharing is good for gaming? And getting nagged is great for security? And what exactly is so special about Vista? .NET Framework 3 runs on XP, WinFS got dropped, maybe DX10 is the reason, but I understand that a Google Summer of Code project is working on implementing DX10 on the Wine compatibility layer.

Lord PunWisp: just get Vista and see how you like it. i hated it before i tried it, i tried it, now i love it. i play C&C 3 on it, works great. Fast too

spintercellguy: Maybe with high specs.

Lord PunWisp: trust me vista is a whole lot better then XP

spintercellguy: also i found it interesting vista loads everything at once, xp doesnt.

spintercellguy: also vista is alot different, and would take a bit to get used to. Just like playing a good game, different but very fun

spintercellguy: I tried Release Candidate 2 and retail; I really don't need to get a kick out of my OS. What I care about is actual performance and stability, along with working. And what do you mean by "load everything"? You can't load 50 processes at the same time, you can only load one at a time INHERENTLY. Multitasking is really an illusion, only one process runs on the CPU at any time.

Comment: http://forums.cncnz.com/viewtopic.php?p=118046#118046

#1 (Image) [ Down (-11) Up ] [Submitter: Fenring]

Luk3us: Yeah it must have been hard to hide all that gay porn under all the bags of weed, and hordes of needles and half dead prostitutes.. :P

Comment: http://forums.cncnz.com/viewtopic.php?p=122549#122549

#22 (Image) [ Down (-10) Up ] [Submitter: Gosho]

TSHyper: Mr Bittah, i downloooooooooaded your mod and it dont work, i get this box that says "Internal Error, Go bash Bittah". What I Do Wrong?

I R Broke It?

http://www.tiberiumweb.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=2663&st=0&#entry31616

Comment: Funny shit here.

#26 (Image) [ Down (-9) Up ] [Submitter: Gosho]

[21:34:59] Snowblind says: u know?
[21:35:05] NiGhtPiSH says: quality butseks
[21:35:12] Snowblind says: it's like getting a blowjob and butsekz
[21:35:16] NiGhtPiSH says: ys
[21:35:17] Snowblind says: AT THE SAME TIME
[21:35:23] NiGhtPiSH says: :D

Comment: I'm Snowblind, more Skype insaneness...

#19 (Image) [ Down (-8) Up ] [Submitter: mormreed]

on a tombstone: I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK!!!

Comment: nedmartin.org

#21 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

Richard/m666 [JOVI PUNCH!] says:
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Richard/m666 [JOVI PUNCH!] says:
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Richard/m666 [JOVI PUNCH!] says:
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Richard/m666 [JOVI PUNCH!] says:
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Richard/m666 [JOVI PUNCH!] says:
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Richard/m666 [JOVI PUNCH!] says:
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Richard/m666 [JOVI PUNCH!] says:
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Richard/m666 [JOVI PUNCH!] says:
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Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
GEG
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
SHIT.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
Wanted to fuck you.
Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ says:
XD

Comment: Ew. I wonder why he's my friend...

#42 (Image) [ Down (-7) Up ] [Submitter: m666]

(11:37 PM) Blood Hatred Juggalo:
Considering you thought of that, you must be more into that than I would be. :p
(11:37 PM) Vash [MCTS]:
OH BURN
(11:37 PM) Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ:
Into it? No. I'd have fun watching though.
(11:37 PM) Ṧįғ Ḿởđşǻłǿŧ:
XD
(11:37 PM) Blood Hatred Juggalo:
So that's proof you'd watch gay porn.

Comment: So Mods is into t3h buttsex

#4 (Image) [ Down (-4) Up ] [Submitter: Zee Hypnotist]

"I want a divorce"
"But we have a lifetime to work out our problems"
"And it would be a waste of a lifetime"

Comment: I heard this in a restaurant about a month ago.

#7 (Image) [ Down (-2) Up ] [Submitter: Knives]

Knives: u still got steam?
Asos: want to play WC3?
Asos: no
Asos: y?
Knives: would you get it again if i told you something good to get?
Knives: http://steampowered.com/v/index.php?area=package&SubId=469&cc=US get it again and get this
Asos: do I have to have all of them
Knives: huh?
Asos: can't I just buy portal by itself
Knives: FUCK
Asos: what?
Knives: you want to spend 20 bucks for one game?
Knives: not 50 for 5?
Asos: I don't think I'll play the other ones.
Knives: omg
Asos: lol
Knives: you'll play portal something that takes thinking or the best game of all time HL2?
Asos: lol
Knives: alright
Knives: and since ur such a nice guy i can play it while ur at work right? =O
Asos: no
Asos: lol
Knives: :@
Knives: dont make me do what i was gonna do lol
Asos: XD
Asos: :XD
Knives: lol
Knives: i was gonna get it and sell you the extra games lol
Asos: lol
Knives: i was also going to groin kick you for that question you asked me lol

Comment: MSN

#27 (Image) [ Down (-1) Up ] [Submitter: Gosho]

z: so I stopped for a year and a month
z: so far I have held for a month
Gangster: >_> oh.. okay.... cool
Gangster: damn.. i cant belive)
z: well
z: why not?
z: I'm a serious and responsible man, when it comes to serious things
Gangster: because you was a guy why have told me once "Beer" instead HEllo
Gangster: who*
z: well
z: I still do
z: I found non-alcoholic beer
Gangster: non-alcoholic beer is a first step to rubber woman.. xD
z: must quote that

Comment: Talking about me quiting alcohol.

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